Dummy's guide to maid-hunting.

[Devil25]

[QUOTE=LostALau;3260632]

Originally Posted by Devil25

Haha, u a one teachable material.

still lot to learn from all the senior.

[LostALau]

[QUOTE=Devil25;3261001]

Originally Posted by LostALau

still lot to learn from all the senior.

No need to be so humble lah. Actually, I personally dont support bonking own maids. The maids are employed by us so they are under a certain degree of pressure when we impose on them. Such matter of the bodies should be a mutual one. Moreover If wives find out, die! They cry rape, die! They commit suicide, they die we also die.

Upping maids from outside is diffierent. Help them to satisfy their physical needs. With a little donation from us, their financial needs. As long as u dont forget the cd and keep them safe, it is HAPPINESS ALL ROUND.

[LostALau]

[QUOTE=LostALau;3261471]

Originally Posted by Devil25

No need to be so humble lah. Actually, I personally dont support bonking own maids. The maids are employed by us so they are under a certain degree of pressure when we impose on them. Such matter of the bodies should be a mutual one. Moreover If wives find out, die! They cry rape, die! They commit suicide, they die we also die.

Upping maids from outside is diffierent. Help them to satisfy their physical needs. With a little donation from us, their financial needs. As long as u dont forget the cd and keep them safe, it is HAPPINESS ALL ROUND.

Some more I forgot to mention that u are also helping the families that employ the maids. With our loving tender care towards them, they will be unlikely to seduce he male employers thus keeping their families peaceful and intact.

[Devil25]

[QUOTE=LostALau;3261478]

Originally Posted by LostALau

Some more I forgot to mention that u are also helping the families that employ the maids. With our loving tender care towards them, they will be unlikely to seduce he male employers thus keeping their families peaceful and intact.

well said!

[magix85]

Originally Posted by LostALau

Want to shit also shit further away from one's own nest. Bonking own maid can bring serious repercussion. If she had a change of mind, u die. How u die, other bros mentioned liao. If she still enjoy the relationship and does not betray u, she may act like the mistress of the house. Then u will be left with all the cooking cleaning, washing, sweeping, mopping and who knows, washing her panties.

Bro LostALau is absolutely correct about the risk of bonking own maid. In this case, 'risk' and 'reward' go hand-in-hand, ie if u want the reward of bonking, then the risk of kena die is also there.

But having said this, it's also true that maids are human and some also have sexual needs, and it's not easy for them to abstain for the months or years that they are working overseas.

In fact, one key risk of bonking own maid is what happens when u get tired of bonking the same body. But there's no denying that the convenience is also a factor, ie u dun have to hunt for a FB, and u dun have to spend time to search for a convenient place.

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by magix85

Bro LostALau is absolutely correct about the risk of bonking own maid. In this case, 'risk' and 'reward' go hand-in-hand, ie if u want the reward of bonking, then the risk of kena die is also there.

But having said this, it's also true that maids are human and some also have sexual needs, and it's not easy for them to abstain for the months or years that they are working overseas.

In fact, one key risk of bonking own maid is what happens when u get tired of bonking the same body. But there's no denying that the convenience is also a factor, ie u dun have to hunt for a FB, and u dun have to spend time to search for a convenient place.

Quote: dun have to spend time to search for a convenient place.

Bro u r a real strategist man, u saying that the most convenient is the most dangerous but is the safest, isssit ?

[magix85]

Originally Posted by LostALau

Quote: dun have to spend time to search for a convenient place.

Bro u r a real strategist man, u saying that the most convenient is the most dangerous but is the safest, isssit ?

Bro, I thk each person has to assess for himself whether the home is the safest place for such thing. For me, it's the most convenient but I have to use the maid's single bed and the room has no aircon, instead of my own comfortable aircon room, which will be too risky.

[mogu mogu]

Wow.. nice!! idea sia.. mayb can try it someday.. haha

[kengarou]

Hi guys , 23 year old guy here who only have sex 2 times in his entire life only with prostitutes. Never approach girl before and get laid the hard way yet because I don't have guts. Anyway, I decided to do something about it as I don't want to regret having not enough sex when I grow old. So I decided to start small first, recently I approach an indonesian maid nearby my place. Manage to talk to her ,and then exchange contacts and finally say goodbye to her saying to her I will give her a call so we can meetup someday.My first successful approach in my life, now guys what are the exact steps I am supposed to do or say in order to get laid with her? I need a lot of guidance on what to say or do till the very end(get laid). It makes me excited when I get to think about her body,I admit masturbating a few times,but I really want to make this a reality and not just some wet dream. I don't want any regrets missing out on this experience. Please help...if it turns out to be successful I will post an FR down here.

[magix85]

Originally Posted by kengarou

Hi guys , 23 year old guy here who only have sex 2 times in his entire life only with prostitutes. Never approach girl before and get laid the hard way yet because I don't have guts. Anyway, I decided to do something about it as I don't want to regret having not enough sex when I grow old. So I decided to start small first, recently I approach an indonesian maid nearby my place. Manage to talk to her ,and then exchange contacts and finally say goodbye to her saying to her I will give her a call so we can meetup someday.My first successful approach in my life, now guys what are the exact steps I am supposed to do or say in order to get laid with her? I need a lot of guidance on what to say or do till the very end(get laid). It makes me excited when I get to think about her body,I admit masturbating a few times,but I really want to make this a reality and not just some wet dream. I don't want any regrets missing out on this experience. Please help...if it turns out to be successful I will post an FR down here.

Bro kengarou,

You already have spoken and exchanged contacts with her - that's a VERY BIG step. When they're wlling to talk and give their phone number, it means that they are receptive to be approached (as long as it's not forced on them).

U dun have to worry so much abt what to say to her. My suggestion is:

1. Plan in advance where to take her if there's enough time (she has a few hours to spare), and if there's only a short time available (she says she has to go home within an hour). This is most important as once u have decided on this, u won't be caught on the spot not knowing where to go.

2. Bring condoms.

3. If you're calling her, keep it simple. Just say u want to meet up to chit chat (if by some miracle, she asks what u want to talk about, say you're going to visit Indon for the 1st time and u wanted to find out more abt it!).

4. Once you're face to face with her, then you should ask how long she's able to stay out before having to go home. Once u know her answer, then u can suggest going somewhere else (of course, u won't upfront say where "somewhere else" is because it might embarass her. But if she agrees to go "somewhere else", then u know that she knows what's unspoken, ie that she's being brought to a private place).

5. Whatever u are talking about once you're at the place, just before u start touching her, it's good to ask "Boleh?" or "Can?" - eg when u want to put your arm across her shoulder. Once she agrees, and your arm is around her, it's up to your personal style what u want to do next, eg start slow by kissing her and then frenching after awhile; or a middle approach like placing your hand gently on her blouse and if she doesn't object, u follow up by playing with her boobs thru the blouse; or a more direct method like slipping your hand under her blouse to pull down the bra.

6. Your location may affect whether you'll be able to fuck her or be limited to blow job. Whichever it is, be considerate with her, ie don't be rough.

Good luck, bro.

[kengarou]

Originally Posted by magix85

Bro kengarou,

You already have spoken and exchanged contacts with her - that's a VERY BIG step. When they're wlling to talk and give their phone number, it means that they are receptive to be approached (as long as it's not forced on them).

U dun have to worry so much abt what to say to her. My suggestion is:

1. Plan in advance where to take her if there's enough time (she has a few hours to spare), and if there's only a short time available (she says she has to go home within an hour). This is most important as once u have decided on this, u won't be caught on the spot not knowing where to go.

2. Bring condoms.

3. If you're calling her, keep it simple. Just say u want to meet up to chit chat (if by some miracle, she asks what u want to talk about, say you're going to visit Indon for the 1st time and u wanted to find out more abt it!).

4. Once you're face to face with her, then you should ask how long she's able to stay out before having to go home. Once u know her answer, then u can suggest going somewhere else (of course, u won't upfront say where "somewhere else" is because it might embarass her. But if she agrees to go "somewhere else", then u know that she knows what's unspoken, ie that she's being brought to a private place).

5. Whatever u are talking about once you're at the place, just before u start touching her, it's good to ask "Boleh?" or "Can?" - eg when u want to put your arm across her shoulder. Once she agrees, and your arm is around her, it's up to your personal style what u want to do next, eg start slow by kissing her and then frenching after awhile; or a middle approach like placing your hand gently on her blouse and if she doesn't object, u follow up by playing with her boobs thru the blouse; or a more direct method like slipping your hand under her blouse to pull down the bra.

6. Your location may affect whether you'll be able to fuck her or be limited to blow job. Whichever it is, be considerate with her, ie don't be rough.

Good luck, bro.

Wow! Ok I will give it go! Anyway earlier on she text me saying her off day is on 14 December 2008,very busy with her work and stuff like that,looks like I have to wait before I can try out her your tactics on her.Therefore ,the FR on her will have to wait. Haizzz!!!! Ok,without letting this affect me ,I decided to do another approach. I approached a pinoy maid also quite nearby the place where I am staying, and yes managed to talk and exchanged contacts with her less than 5 mins and then leave the scene. So brother Magix,the tactics you gave me above works on them as well or what? I mean does this work for almost any maid(regardless of race) in general? Can you also list more topics I can talk about without much thought other than saying "I going indon for the first time"?

[Tui Tui]

try not to bonk own maid. it's a time bomb waiting to explode.

[LostALau]

Originally Posted by Tui Tui

try not to bonk own maid. it's a time bomb waiting to explode.

Agree with that. Anything can happen. Wifey may wake up in the middle of tge nite to urine and find u mission then look for u. She may suddenly return from work when calling sick or to get something she has forgotten to take etc...etc.... Your heart will be subjected to pressure due to worry about the above. Consequently u may develop heart problem due to strees.

Also dont agree on doing other maids in their employers' place for the abovementioned reasons.

Best is find a safe place to have a good time without worrying abt this and abt that.

[kengarou]

Sigh....wait quite a while still no updates yet?

[kengarou]

It has been a while since I am waiting for my question above to be answered? Anyone can reply? Magix , waiting for you to contirbute more as I don't wanna screw this up.. I will continue to wait and camp in here for replies...