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Fisichella
08-07-2005, 07:44 PM
thks, now i know it liao. :p
baby_samster
09-07-2005, 11:37 AM
OK. Read and understood.
smilies
09-07-2005, 01:20 PM
Read and understood liao.
Have been reading in this forum as guest for sometime.
Hoping to make more friends. :D
CNB_2005
10-07-2005, 09:56 PM
Roger, I Read and understood. :cool:
Montoya
10-07-2005, 10:02 PM
Read and understood. Thks.
Orangelover
11-07-2005, 01:35 AM
affrimative, understood, thanks for the SB guide.
Trulli
11-07-2005, 02:02 AM
well, at least now I'm more or less known it. thanks :p
T_Sato
11-07-2005, 11:37 AM
thks for the guide!!!! :p
Raikkonen
11-07-2005, 01:50 PM
Thanks Bro Thaivisitor for the information and guidelines :p
kiki air
11-07-2005, 06:28 PM
thanks u senior....
Superstar_Libra
11-07-2005, 08:26 PM
A big thank you to Bro Thaivisitor for the Newbie Guide, very information, have read and understood liao........ :)
Shonan
11-07-2005, 09:33 PM
Thank you Bro Thaivisitor for the guide.
zeebra_john
12-07-2005, 01:11 PM
Thank you Bro Thaivisitor for the guide.
Hi, thanks bro thaivisitor for information and advice.
Though has been in this forum for a short while, finally got to sign up now.
Will try to keep to the rules and regulations.
Happy viewing and have fun.
moonheart
12-07-2005, 04:57 PM
Thanks for the info.
noname555
13-07-2005, 12:08 AM
Bro thaivisitor, you must have put in a lot of effort in drawing up this guide for newbies like me. Read and understood the rules and regulations. Thank you. :)
Noted and thks for the guide!!!!
Austin123
15-07-2005, 11:36 AM
Read and understood the rules and regulations. Thank you :p
Valen
15-07-2005, 12:58 PM
hee hee... think i post one FR for reading your thread,
Thread quality: 9/10
Thread clarity: 9/10
Thread simplicity: 9/10
Thread content: 9/10
Thread quantity: 100/10 (<-- not typo)
Overall: 10/10 (of cos lah)
All your threads very informative, thanks brudder!
Bill Gate
15-07-2005, 11:42 PM
thks for the guide!!!!
Dear Bro ThaiVisitor,
Thank you for your guide. I kana zapped until gong gong already. So I'm determined to do TEN YEAR SERIES on your guide before I dare to move on!! Cheers!
Regards,
DOM1
ps: If you have the time, please read the Old Trafford thread. There's the statistics of my experience. Really kia xi lang with the way I go in and out of the Land of the Dead.
SCORE_2005
16-07-2005, 11:08 AM
thks, i will read up.
F_Alonso
16-07-2005, 01:41 PM
A very gd guide, Thanks you very much Bro ThaiVisitor. :)
ko_yama_sama
16-07-2005, 03:34 PM
Thanks for the valuable information. :)
Thanks for this informative and helpful guide.
Master_Clone
19-07-2005, 06:20 PM
Already read, will abide.
cbyecbye
20-07-2005, 10:39 PM
Thanks for the informative guide. Read and understood.
DjarumBlack
21-07-2005, 02:37 AM
Thank for the info :)
TCSSGL10
22-07-2005, 04:52 AM
Point noted.
Very good guide.
Pandora_Box
22-07-2005, 11:15 AM
Read and points noted! :)
Phuket
23-07-2005, 04:00 PM
thank TV for the info
I,Robot
24-07-2005, 05:55 PM
I understand after reading through all the pages. Thank you for the guidance.
armygurl
25-07-2005, 12:04 AM
Posting my virgin post in here.. Points taken n Thanks..
Cheers~
BeijingAirport
25-07-2005, 09:33 AM
Yes Sir, Thk
LavaLamp
25-07-2005, 10:48 AM
Points Noted
RenMinBi
26-07-2005, 01:08 AM
understood :)
asiaone
26-07-2005, 01:37 PM
Read & Understood.
Tycoon
26-07-2005, 05:45 PM
juz saying hi to everyone here...................thnks for yr pm thaivisitor
S*W*A*T
26-07-2005, 10:15 PM
Ok! I know the do's n don'ts here. Thank you Thaivisitor.
Haunted Love
27-07-2005, 12:24 PM
Thank you for the guide. I will try not to make any stupid mistakes. If I do, please forgive me
Back2Basics
29-07-2005, 02:49 PM
Read the guide, will abide. But if sometimes forgot and crossed the line, let me beg for forgiveness and understanding from samsters in advance. :D
SeoKarn
30-07-2005, 01:22 PM
Hello brudder thaivisitor,
Have read your guide though I don't claim can remember all within my finger tips. But I will go in & looksee looksee when in doubt. Hopefully, will be forgiven if crossed the line a bit.
Thank you..
Honda Civic VTI
30-07-2005, 03:01 PM
Now I know what this is all about liao
Spec-R
30-07-2005, 03:36 PM
noted and tks
margaux
30-07-2005, 03:38 PM
Senior Thaivisitor,
Thank you for providing us this good guide of the forum
And the rest of the seniors for your other guides in your post while I read along the thread
All guides here very informative
!llusion
31-07-2005, 12:54 AM
Senior Thaivisitor,
nice guide,noted wif thanks :D
wayne54
31-07-2005, 01:30 PM
Thanks Bro Thai Visitor,
Information very clear and detail.
Fire Fighter
03-08-2005, 06:17 PM
Very informative. Good job!
Tutankhamun
05-08-2005, 01:48 AM
thk thai visitor for the guide
exsuperat
05-08-2005, 01:54 PM
Hi thaivisitor,
Read thru your guide, thanks for all the info and advance warning.
Just like to intro myself as a newbie, hope to learn more from you.
sheeyansm
05-08-2005, 06:54 PM
Thanks for the info and advice.
Hope for the best. :D
XiShi
08-08-2005, 02:02 AM
thk u thai visitor :)
verihorny
08-08-2005, 04:30 AM
pardon me if i post this question on the wrong place.can someone guide me on how to download movies using BitComet wif the link posted by brus at the linkexchange forum???i have already download the software and installed.Do i copy the link and paste it somewhere on the bitcomet program???is there any thread on using this program??thanks in advance for your reply :)
naemlo
08-08-2005, 09:53 AM
pardon me if i post this question on the wrong place.can someone guide me on how to download movies using BitComet wif the link posted by brus at the linkexchange forum???
This is not a place for u to ask abt tech stuff but I will help u.
If your Bitcomet is installed properly, once u double clicks on the xxxx.torrent, your Bitcomet will start up n prompts u for the path to download to. Once u choose your download path, it will resume the download.
Do a search in yahoo, google or any search engine, there r a lot of sites about bit torrent. All the best to u.
alwaysHappy
09-08-2005, 10:41 AM
Read And Understood !! Be AlwaysHappy :)
sex4evergood
09-08-2005, 10:56 AM
Roger. Read and sex good. thank you. :)
caringNpeace
09-08-2005, 01:11 PM
Thank you for the information. Read N understooded. :)
ninetales
09-08-2005, 03:29 PM
good info n guide. read liao. TQ Thaivisitor.
Fidaresss
11-08-2005, 01:15 AM
Guide to let us travel in SB. read n noted, thanx.
jlcn0
11-08-2005, 01:47 PM
read liao. TQ.
deepthroat
11-08-2005, 03:37 PM
Tks 4 all d tips.......will try 2 keep within d lines......cheers :)
Birthday Boy
11-08-2005, 03:41 PM
thk for the guide :)
october69
11-08-2005, 05:20 PM
Hi thaivisitor,
After going through the guide, thanks for all the info and advance warning.
Hope to learn more from you as a newbie.
HongZhong
11-08-2005, 06:28 PM
thk for the guide
YangGuiFei
11-08-2005, 07:01 PM
xiexie tai guo ren :D
pauillac
12-08-2005, 05:28 AM
info guide read n understd
metaldag
12-08-2005, 12:08 PM
Damn longgggggggg but got 2 absorb, no choice......TQ
IACCH
14-08-2005, 11:31 PM
Testing as I posted message and didn't showup.
at last finished reading all, thank you.
Flying50
15-08-2005, 08:27 PM
Info acknowledged and thks for the guide....
lapcheong
18-08-2005, 03:24 PM
you are first one i clicked [maiden click]
The first person you need to add a point is a centurion (samster with more than 100 rep pts). There are several centurions, look aorund. If you can't find one, then click mine.
lapcheong
18-08-2005, 03:26 PM
i quoted the whole thing for my first post :(
wish i saw this first
It would also help if you could inform newbies (and some moronic senior samsters) that it is NOT NECESSARY to quote the WHOLE FUCKING MESSAGE when replying.
Only a small portion of the post needs to be quoted in order to show which post is being replied to. :D
korra
18-08-2005, 04:21 PM
understood the guide (including not to quote whole thing). tks
pacalolo
25-08-2005, 11:31 AM
great to see SB growing as days go by. even though I rarely post, it is good to see it grow
ah sex
26-08-2005, 10:34 PM
i quoted the whole thing for my first post :(
wish i saw this first
lucky I read till end.
U no 1st get this penalty.
move and enjoy.
NanFeng
01-09-2005, 10:00 PM
Thk for the info.. :)
Really enjoyed reading Bro thaivisitor's "Newbie's Guide" post. It's written in a tongue-in-cheek tone with a dash of humour and sarcasm. I especially like the part where he asked for newbie's adding points to centurions and " If you can't find anyone to add, add to mine "...Haha. More importantly, it covered all the guidelines for newbies. Great stuff. :)
I made my first post on the main forum the day after joining and somehow it appeared, but soon afterwards, I was back to moderation. But never mind, it's all part of the game and it's fun. It reminds me of the ragging and indoctrination that one has to go thru when joining a new org.
Anyway, I'll keep to the rules and behave myself. I'm sure I'll be having a great time here.
Can some enlightened samsters please explain the significance of the different colour codes next to our nick. Most are grey but there are some green ones. At first I thought green ones (like mine) are meant for newbies but looking thru the forum, I noticed that at least one other samster with 200+ rep points are also with a green colour code.???
Thanks buddies...still learning about this amazingly fun site.
nasack
06-09-2005, 11:29 AM
Thanks Thaivisitor, another good guide.
fowlhunt
06-09-2005, 12:20 PM
It is very helpfull and shead some light. Thanks Bro.
Optimus_Prime
06-09-2005, 02:48 PM
Can some enlightened samsters please explain the significance of the different colour codes next to our nick. Most are grey but there are some green ones. At first I thought green ones (like mine) are meant for newbies but looking thru the forum, I noticed that at least one other samster with 200+ rep points are also with a green colour code.???
Thanks buddies...still learning about this amazingly fun site.
Green = Online
Grey = Offline
got it ? :D
Member of The League of ExTra HorNy GentleMEN
waypastprime
06-09-2005, 03:02 PM
Grey = Offline
Both online and offline (But the user will see himself as red colour). As in invisible mode.
Got it. Thanks. Learning everyday.
BTW, I tried to quote a few lines from bro. optimus prime's post but the result didn't turn out the way it should. Can someone teach me how to just quote a few lines and result in having it boxed. Thanks
barbar
07-09-2005, 01:20 AM
tu le, ming le, xie xie zhang bei
barbar
07-09-2005, 01:37 AM
Can someone teach me how to just quote a few lines and result in having it boxed. Thanks
xiong di, wo gang shi le, ni bie ba zhe "]" he na "[" qu diao jiu ke le.
shanny
07-09-2005, 03:51 AM
hi, read and understood the guide, thx.
xiong di, wo gang shi le, ni bie ba zhe "]" he na "[" qu diao jiu ke le.
You mean like this ? Thanks buddy.
RotMK
07-09-2005, 11:18 AM
bro thaivisitor thank for the info
What happened to my Reputation Points ! :confused:
Have I done anything wrong ?
scw69ers
09-09-2005, 12:32 AM
May want to do a "Hatyai After Dark" website one day.
Yessiree!
:)
vios3268
12-09-2005, 04:12 PM
The seniors here sound scary but provides very good guides.
Thank you.
espire
13-09-2005, 05:19 PM
noted thanks :)
dense
15-09-2005, 01:34 AM
Thanks for the guide... does seem like the set-up here is one of hierarchy. :) To all the 'zhang bei', qing duo duo zhi jiao!
tapzs
16-09-2005, 10:18 AM
althought i hav read up liao on this thread, but still hav 2 ask 4 forgiveness if i've made any minor mistake :D ... cos my english not 2 good...
Thanks in advance
Peepkapoo
20-09-2005, 08:16 PM
Thanks for all the info here!
tcss7
21-09-2005, 07:42 PM
appreciate thaivisitor, sammyboy and centurion for this wonderful website,
good management and moderated skill....
Cheers ;)
Vinc
HQstereo
23-09-2005, 08:54 PM
thx bros thaivisitor + sammyboy for the effort on SBF.
HyperSex
24-09-2005, 02:04 PM
Senior samsters, and centurions are all watching you. So be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!!!!
Once again, welcome to SB forums.
Yes Sir, points noted.
Thx for the good guide and welcome.
Big Sexy
27-09-2005, 03:13 PM
TV...
borrow this thread to post something..thanks
NEWBIES....
u can ignore an individual postings by putting him/her on the ignore list...
how to do it???
1. click on the users nick.
2. click on view public profile.
3. look for "Add xxxusername to Your Ignore List "
4. add that person to your ignore list and it is done...
http://show.imagehosting.us/show/726604/0/nouser_726/T0_-1_726604.gif (http://www.imagehosting.us/index.php?action=show&ident=726604)
http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/7021/ignore1sx.th.gif
Vampire Slayer
27-09-2005, 03:57 PM
yes sir for all the guide
tanahmerah
29-09-2005, 03:56 PM
ya, read alredy. u take so much time to edjucate us thanks hor
Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
Once again, welcome to SB forums.
:D kekekekekekekekekekekekeke :D
illuvsgguysbest
29-09-2005, 04:30 PM
ok, got it
It would also help if you could inform newbies (and some moronic senior samsters) that it is NOT NECESSARY to quote the WHOLE FUCKING MESSAGE when replying.
Only a small portion of the post needs to be quoted in order to show which post is being replied to. :D
illuvsgguysbest
29-09-2005, 04:31 PM
thanks for tips
Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
Once again, welcome to SB forums.
:D kekekekekekekekekekekekeke :D
CoolWave
30-09-2005, 10:03 AM
thk for the guide
Amadeus
30-09-2005, 05:02 PM
Thanks for the guide once again.
These two (Rep system, posting guide)should be enuff to noe basically the directory of sb. :D
orbiron
02-10-2005, 03:21 AM
I first read page 1 info by Thaivisitor. Got me a surprised laugh. good writing. Thanks. Really appreciate.
Many mysteries still abound: I tried to add to T... rep points by clicking but was told not possibble, too many rep points givemn in 24 hrs. I guess, a newbie cannot give too many rep points?
Tongue
02-10-2005, 03:57 PM
thk for the guidance :)
D.O.M
03-10-2005, 06:16 PM
Read & understood ! :D
steamystreamsg
06-10-2005, 05:45 AM
Understooded n noted
techienator
07-10-2005, 07:13 PM
Great guide. Just the thing for newbies like us.
Thanks for all the big bros' hardwork. :)
Mr Canon
12-10-2005, 09:20 AM
Read & understooded :)
Jackson_uk
19-10-2005, 04:40 AM
Good introduction, i've read all of the stickies, made things much clearer!
kl_boytoy
19-10-2005, 04:30 PM
Yes sir. Read and understood. My first point will be for you if I can achieve it.
Thank you Senior Thaivisitor.
blackheart
24-10-2005, 11:05 AM
Read and understood all the warning. Hope the Lao Da here will give chance to newcomer like myself.
JeffTheMan
30-10-2005, 07:50 PM
Tks to bro thaivisitor for the info, sorry did not read them on the day i joined but have done so now.
also a very good day (or maybe should be evening) to BOSS SAM.
Cat Man
31-10-2005, 01:02 AM
I'm not a newbie, but have not visited the forum for what, about 5 years?? So had to learn the new rules. Sorry about the new nick - don't want to be recognized so soon by the ppl who used to know me (but if you read my posts, you may eventually guess right).
Hope to contribute my experience as someone who married a WL and who is now working and living happily in LOS. I'm taking a big chance to come back and share, so please don't ask me questions that I obviously won't answer, like who I am or what my nick was in the past.
sg_boytoy
31-10-2005, 01:16 AM
I'm not a newbie... don't want to be recognized so soon by the ppl who used to know me... I'm taking a big chance to come back and share, so please don't ask me questions that I obviously won't answer, like who I am or what my nick was in the past...
Erm... Bro Cat Man, why are you telling us this? If you don't want people to know, don't want people to ask questions, don't want people who know you to recognise you - then maybe just don't say it lor, since you are taking a big chance to come back and share :confused:
By the way, I am a newbie - less than 5 years of visiting this forum :)
spotter542
31-10-2005, 02:16 AM
Erm... Bro Cat Man, why are you telling us this? If you don't want people to know, don't want people to ask questions, don't want people who know you to recognise you - then maybe just don't say it lor, since you are taking a big chance to come back and share :confused:
By the way, I am a newbie - less than 5 years of visiting this forum :)
As usual , newbie sg boytoy making fun of everybody !
sosshy
01-11-2005, 05:03 PM
ok i know:)
thomas88
02-11-2005, 09:55 PM
You know as a newbie, I normally do lots of reading only but never post any reply as I find many ppl like to add more post just by saying things like "yes I agrees" etc.
I feels that it's kind of wasting time for other readers too. I tried reading in this forum about the rules of a newbie and ends up getting very tired from too many unwanted post.
I also thought of posting in the exchange plaza pics for members to share but too bad it didn't go smoothly as I've hope for as I'm still under moderation. I think the moderator should consider under certain circumstances newbie's contributions like wanting to add good pics for other members to share and thus could unmoderate him without the usual rules of 30 or 50 posts. :confused:
MeNeer
04-11-2005, 06:50 PM
You know as a newbie, I normally do lots of reading only but never post any reply as I find many ppl like to add more post just by saying things like "yes I agrees" etc.
I feels that it's kind of wasting time for other readers too. I tried reading in this forum about the rules of a newbie and ends up getting very tired from too many unwanted post.
. :confused:
Ummmm....i dun find reading stickies a waste of time although i only found out the meaning of stickies 15min ago. Replies can always be skipped, read the first imporatant
page. Well, IMO, no problem for me a newbie.:D
SukaBlach
04-11-2005, 07:08 PM
A must read! the highway code for sbf bros!:)
DingCumPhu
05-11-2005, 12:30 PM
A must read! the highway code for sbf bros!:)
Thats a good one, yes, the highway code for SB bros!:)
mrloner
07-11-2005, 10:41 PM
loud n clear
Peaceful Man
09-11-2005, 09:06 AM
Noted.
Thanks for the guide.
stone age
09-11-2005, 12:26 PM
Very detailed. Understood. thanks :)
dagger13
10-11-2005, 08:57 AM
Read & understooded.
TQ.
bzman1
11-11-2005, 04:00 AM
Read and noted. Thank you :)
darkavenger
14-11-2005, 11:33 AM
Read and noted. Thanks!!!
Are the centurions the moderators here? :)
EricssonMan
14-11-2005, 05:10 PM
Thanks for the guide :p
desk13
14-11-2005, 05:22 PM
Well written guide, good job.
darkavenger
14-11-2005, 05:54 PM
Can I know which moderator minus off my point? I got no offensive posting here but still left only 9 points and 0 power.
HUGO BOSS
15-11-2005, 02:33 PM
Can I know which moderator minus off my point? I got no offensive posting here but still left only 9 points and 0 power.
Bro, now you have only 1 point left.
hotbody2005
16-11-2005, 02:11 AM
Thanks so much for the explaination. Really helpful for me.
Joe.w
18-11-2005, 02:00 AM
Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
(1) In the SB forum dictionary, a newbie is defined as a guy/gal/in-between who is a lazy bum that cannot read through all the threads before postings, blur like sotong who will wrongly posts all the wrong things in the wrong threads, etc, etc. For the "etc, etc" go and look thru the SB forum dictionary. It is available in one of the posts in one of the threads in one of the forums. When you find it, let us know as we're still looking for it.
(2) Now that being said, it is important to know what and how to posts, as many newbies, even before coming out of the mandatory moderation, already kenna flame and rep pts deducted that they simply cannot rise up from their graves. You can wipe that smile off your face as it looks to me like you are going to be one of them.
(3) As you know, you are under moderation the moment you join SB forums. Generally it takes only 2 hours to be un-moderated and you can then posts freely. But some newbies thinks they are smart, so the system detects these smart arsses when they are online and automatically un-moderate them only after 48 hours. With that look on your face, you will take more than 48 hours too. Don't believe me? Just watch!
(4) During your moderation period, you are advise not to posts in the regular forums or you will get into the situation in (2). It is adviseable that you only posts in this "Start up/Say "Hi"/Testing" forum where you are un-moderated but I will be watching. Don't not get excited and posts too much contribution here or else by the time you go to the regular forums, you have nothing to contribute. We don't welcome "brain dead" samsters there.
(5) When you are ready to posts in the regular forums, you have to observe the following "DON'TS"
(a) DON'T USE CAPITAL OR BOLD LETTERINGS LIKE THIS! as it shows that you are shouting!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??
(b) DON'T ask silly questions like what is the phone number of so & so FL or so & so location. Read thru the threads in the respective forums or look through the yellow pages. You can also call SingTel 100 for the number. Pretend to be smart!
(c) DON'T admit in your posts that "I'm a newbie, excuse me, etc, etc," as there is nothing to be proud of being a newbie. Senior samsters don't like to be reminded that they were once newbies. Remember the definition of newbie in (1).
(6) Inevitably, you will still make stupid mistakes in your posts and the senior samsters will start flaming you. Flaming means criticising, suaning, being sarcastic, etc, etc, For "etc, etc" look it up in the SB forum dictionary. When you are being flame, DON'T try to defend yourself or retaliate or the senior samsters will send you back here, reading this post again. You can humble yourself, apologise even if you did nothing wrong.
(7) Inevitably, your rep points will also be deducted because you do not know how to follow advise (6). In that case, you LL (lan lan), suck thumb, maybe say a small prayer and hope your rep points does not decrease too much or you will be send back here, reading this posts.
Senior samsters are also kids at heart, and will want to have some fun, especially with newbies. Let them have their fun.
If you survive your first 20 posts in regular forums, excluding the 30 practice posts in this forum, you should be doing fine. When you reach 50 pts, you can than add or deduct rep points. For more information, CLICK HERE!!
The first person you need to add a point is a centurion (samster with more than 100 rep pts). There are several centurions, look aorund. If you can't find one, then click mine. There is no need to click SammyBoy who is the moderator or "BOSS" of this forums. No need to carry BOSS, if you know what I mean.
Senior samsters, and centurions are all watching you. So be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!!!!
Once again, welcome to SB forums.
:D kekekekekekekekekekekekeke :D
real good job in all the detailing. Way to go Thaivisitor. i clarely understand the do and don'ts now. thank u once again....
slowdancer
24-11-2005, 11:22 AM
Thank you for the explanations. Got it loud and clear. :)
Slowdancer
Cupid-Escorts
26-11-2005, 09:07 PM
(2) Now that being said, it is important to know what and how to posts, as many newbies, even before coming out of the mandatory moderation, already kenna flame and rep pts deducted that they simply cannot rise up from their graves. You can wipe that smile off your face as it looks to me like you are going to be one of them.
(3) As you know, you are under moderation the moment you join SB forums. Generally it takes only 2 hours to be un-moderated and you can then posts freely. But some newbies thinks they are smart, so the system detects these smart arsses when they are online and automatically un-moderate them only after 48 hours. With that look on your face, you will take more than 48 hours too. Don't believe me? Just watch!
(4) During your moderation period, you are advise not to posts in the regular forums or you will get into the situation in (2). It is adviseable that you only posts in this "Start up/Say "Hi"/Testing" forum where you are un-moderated but I will be watching. Don't not get excited and posts too much contribution here or else by the time you go to the regular forums, you have nothing to contribute. We don't welcome "brain dead" samsters there.
Can someone give me a better explaination on the above quote because i don't quite understand that part. i have been posting in this forum, not in this Newbie Issues/Say "Hi"/Testing, but others and it takes quite some time to actually appear in the forum.
Hope someone can help me on this. Thanks alot Bros.
F360Modena
27-11-2005, 12:45 AM
Thank you senior who advised me to go read up TV thread. Read and understood.
Thanks for the guide.. give me a better understanding to surfing this forum..
mole_station
29-11-2005, 01:00 PM
Thanks for the great advice. There is simply too much information on this forum, don't really know how to start and yet so damn exciting as well, FANTASTIC!!!
:D
zooerastia
29-11-2005, 01:12 PM
Cheers to thaivisitor for his valuable tip, much appreciated :)
Can't wait to participate actively here!
who_represents
30-11-2005, 11:24 AM
Read with thanks :)
Hurricanz
07-12-2005, 08:37 PM
Tks Thaivisitor and centurion for all the advice and tips. i will keep tat in mind
sammyboy2
08-12-2005, 01:43 AM
Thanks. Nice to be here.
steady lai
08-12-2005, 02:18 AM
Im new, thanks thaivistor for the well written guide.
Snowy23
08-12-2005, 03:03 PM
OK read and understood the guide.
coconut head
09-12-2005, 02:20 AM
Thanks bro thaivistor for guiding me.:)
sammyboyHP
09-12-2005, 08:54 AM
this is a long thread. but actually only a few line are useful. thanks anyway.
RaymndTan
09-12-2005, 10:28 AM
Noted. Thanks.
"Guerilla"
09-12-2005, 04:28 PM
thanks thaivistor, good detail newbie guide..
pisces
09-12-2005, 06:27 PM
thanks for the info
B.M.W
10-12-2005, 04:25 AM
well written guide, appreciate that.
BatistaSG
20-12-2005, 11:13 AM
Good guide & thanks. ;)
Noted & thank for the infor.
Retardoking
23-12-2005, 01:57 PM
I have better understanding for posting on this forum now!
Many Tks!
thaivisitor
24-12-2005, 11:42 AM
Glad you guys find the info here useful.
But I think I have to update it sometime.
Cheers
Tee Vee
mrloner
10-01-2006, 01:15 PM
learn so much
thanks
LaoHu Beer
11-01-2006, 12:42 AM
Thanks for guiding....
Otak_Otak
13-01-2006, 01:16 PM
Read and understood...:)
thaivisitor
13-01-2006, 10:22 PM
Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
(1) In the SB forum dictionary, a newbie is defined as a guy/gal/in-between who is a lazy bum that cannot read through all the threads before postings, blur like sotong who will wrongly posts all the wrong things in the wrong threads, etc, etc. For the "etc, etc" go and look thru the SB forum dictionary. It is available in one of the posts in one of the threads in one of the forums. When you find it, let us know as we're still looking for it.
(2) Now that being said, it is important to know what and how to posts, as many newbies, even before coming out of the mandatory moderation, already kenna flamed and rep pts deducted that they simply cannot rise up from their graves. You can wipe that smile off your face as it looks to me like you are going to be one of them.
(3) As you know, you are under moderation the moment you join SB forums. In our term, you are in the “graveyard”. Generally it takes only 2 hours to be un-moderated and you can then posts freely. But some newbies thinks they are smart, so the system detects these smart arses when they are online and automatically un-moderate them only after 48 hours. With that look on your face, you will take more than 48 hours too. Don't believe me? Just watch!
(4) During your moderation period, you are advised not to posts in the regular forums or you will get into the situation in (2). It is advisable that you only posts in this "Start up/Say "Hi"/Testing" forum where you are un-moderated but I will be watching. Don't not get excited and posts too much contribution here or else by the time you go to the regular forums, you have nothing to contribute. We don't welcome "brain dead" samsters there.
(5) When you are ready to posts in the regular forums, you have to observe the following "DON'TS"
(a) DON'T USE CAPITAL OR BOLD LETTERINGS LIKE THIS! as it shows that you are shouting!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND??
(b) DON'T ask silly questions like what is the phone number of so & so FL or so & so location. Read thru the threads in the respective forums or look through the yellow pages. You can also call SingTel 100 for the number. Pretend to be smart!
(c) DON'T admit in your posts that "I'm a newbie, excuse me, etc, etc," as there is nothing to be proud of being a newbie. Senior samsters don't like to be reminded that they were once newbies. Remember the definition of newbie in (1).
(6) Inevitably, you will still make stupid mistakes in your posts and the senior samsters will start flaming you. Flaming means criticizing, suaning, being sarcastic, etc, etc. For "etc, etc" look it up in the SB forum dictionary. When you are being flamed, DON'T try to defend yourself or retaliate or the senior samsters will send you back here, reading this post again. You can humble yourself, apologize even if you did nothing wrong.
(7) I know you are eager to impress fellow samsters so that they might increase your rep points. DON’T try to “cut and paste” some other samster’s posts. If you do, make sure you re-write it to make it look like yours and not paste even the spelling and grammar mistakes which some morons did.
(8) With the amount of membership in this forum, I know you might be tempted to try to make a fast buck here. DON’T advertise anything that can help you make money without the permission of the Boss. DON’T even try to “cloud” your attempt to advertise as when you are discovered (which you surely will be), you will be sent to the “graveyard”.
(9) Inevitably, your rep points will also be deducted because you do not know how to follow advice (6). In that case, you LL (lan lan), suck thumb, maybe say a small prayer and hope your rep points does not decrease too much or you will be send back here, reading this posts.
Senior samsters are also kids at heart, and will want to have some fun, especially with newbies. Let them have their fun.
If you survive your first 20 posts in regular forums, excluding the 30 practice posts in this forum, you should be doing fine and will probably have your rep power increased to 15 and then you can than add or deduct rep points. If by now your rep pts in still not 15, it means that you are a free loader with nothing good to contribute. For more information on rep pts, CLICK HERE!!
The first person you need to add a point is a millennium (samster with more than 1000 rep pts). There are several millenniums, look around. If you can't find one, then click mine. There is no need to click SammyBoy who is the moderator or "BOSS" of this forum. No need to carry BOSS, if you know what I mean.
Senior samsters, centurions (with more than 100 rep pts) and millenniums are all watching you. So be afraid, be VERY AFRAID!!!!kekekekekekekekekeke
Now on the top right, there is a "Rate Thread" button. Click and vote this thread as "Excellent" because, this thread IS excellent! If I see the rating goes below "Excellent" I will hunt down the last 50 newbies and make them responsible!!! If you have rated this thread as Excellent, post a reply (Bottom left button) to say so and I will put you in my queue of samsters that I will increase rep pts. Few samsters tried to be funny and now they are in the "graveyard" because I can check what you rate! kekekekekeke
Once again, welcome to SB forums.
kekekekekekekekekekekekeke
Cheers
Tee Vee:D
ChapBuiNeNeTong
15-01-2006, 10:53 PM
wah scary sia :eek:
anyway thx for the advice and guide
nangongng
16-01-2006, 12:22 AM
Thanks for the advice & guide! It is very informative for newbie like me!
Thanks & Regards
Nangongng
richie4
17-01-2006, 05:15 PM
thks for the info
thaivisitor
17-01-2006, 07:42 PM
Thanks for the advice & guide! It is very informative for newbie like me!
Thanks & Regards
Nangongng
Up your points for reading both threads (showed when you post in both threads).
Now rate the threads.
Cheers
Tee Vee
KonveKta
19-01-2006, 03:54 PM
I have read and understaand the meaning of reputation point.
Thank you for the introduction.
thks for the infor for new member like me
study the reputation point system as well, but still uncertain/unsure on how it works. will read again & try to understand more
rgds,
fpso
sammyboy.com
26-01-2006, 08:43 PM
read and understood. :D
W|nTeRf|aMe
26-01-2006, 08:47 PM
It really make it easy for us to understood about the system.
Thank you letting us know thaivistor. Nice effort there.
gangbanger
28-01-2006, 11:31 PM
Most interesting FAQ I ever read.
cheers to TV.
Fertherlite
29-01-2006, 02:03 PM
Noted Thanks :)
weeys
29-01-2006, 10:14 PM
read and understood. sorry for that i make a reply in
The Malaysian Commercial Sex Scene section without come here and read.
lek54
30-01-2006, 02:46 AM
greetings to all from newbie here:
read and understood
thanks for leading and guiding.
angie
31-01-2006, 10:05 AM
Thank u Boss for letting us know all these. I have not came here before because i thought that is not necessary to. Now I know, but i am still confused that i am under moderation for some time but now still under that.
Thanks
csin60
02-02-2006, 05:55 PM
Testing for reply. Though I still cannot find the rating button to give the senior an "excellant" rating:)
csin60
02-02-2006, 06:20 PM
I can't find the "Rate Thread" Button on the Top Right....so cannot comply with your 1st instruction even thou I very much wu like to do so.:)
HiHuHiHu
03-02-2006, 02:32 AM
Yes, dai lo. i try to obey it.
brenwsm
03-02-2006, 02:18 PM
thanks for the info. noted.
Great guidelines. Many thanks in advance.
grandhotel
04-02-2006, 08:27 AM
1 of my 2006 resolution is to stiop just looking at SB, and start contributing my past sexperiences... so akan datang..
camelot
04-02-2006, 02:07 PM
Tku for the intro/guide brother tv!
Admin
05-02-2006, 04:08 PM
Loud & Clear Thanks
RobertCock
05-02-2006, 04:19 PM
Bro TV ,
Good guide , nice adviced .:D
Bahruku
07-02-2006, 01:04 AM
Great guide, thanks and understood.:)
Golden Finger
07-02-2006, 12:58 PM
Read and understood........thank you......:)
WuGui
08-02-2006, 11:51 AM
Well seem like newbie like me got to rem alot of rules and regulation. In time to come hope I don't break any of them. Thank once again for the effort. :)
Sea Snake
08-02-2006, 05:12 PM
I have printed out to read. Thanks for the info.
SammyGerGer
08-02-2006, 06:02 PM
cheers to the old birdy. noted tq
alf98
10-02-2006, 01:07 PM
Done reading!! Wah blurr like sotong!!! Really funny. Hahahhahaha
la5tman
12-02-2006, 12:09 PM
great guide for newbies.. have not been active in this forum since I join. that may be the reason that i did not receive reply from some samster.
I had trouble located the rate thread menu.
there was a Thread Tools on top right (next to Search this Thread) but only with the following choices:-
Show printable version
Email this page
subscribe to this thread
***
i wanted to rate this thread as excellent and hope anyone of you could advise. thanks in advance.
Tao Ko Tai
12-02-2006, 07:52 PM
Thanks alot for guiding, read and understood.:)
roadie
14-02-2006, 11:18 PM
read and understood.
thanks
Muthu Sammy
17-02-2006, 03:53 AM
understooded thanks :)
sibehchiam
17-02-2006, 10:17 PM
I read and understood. Thanks for the info.
slayerstrikebac
18-02-2006, 11:22 AM
Read and understooded . But so many rules & regulations.
VotKid
18-02-2006, 06:07 PM
i will read the stickys. :D
Smelly BeanCure
19-02-2006, 06:14 PM
Very informative. Thank you very much.
gary4024
20-02-2006, 01:39 AM
very informative post with some humour sprinkled.. i like your style of writing bro kekkekekeke
Smeely BeanCure
21-02-2006, 06:00 PM
Read and understood. TQ :p
Sharpshooter
22-02-2006, 02:03 AM
Very detailed information for newbie like me. Thank you !
God of majong
22-02-2006, 03:14 AM
read and understood.... Thanks for guiding...
Hor Peng You
22-02-2006, 03:25 AM
Thanks alot for the information.:)
Kahchanbuteh
22-02-2006, 03:56 AM
Very clear to me...:D
Tattooniza
22-02-2006, 07:52 PM
have read thru and understand.
Compassion
23-02-2006, 08:00 AM
Read and understood. Will abide by the rules.
crapper
24-02-2006, 12:55 AM
Errr i dunno if this is the rite place to ask but is there a legal limit to going to TN or HC?
24xiolohkuan
24-02-2006, 06:57 AM
clear liao tq tq
crapper
24-02-2006, 10:30 AM
Oops i meant legal age limit
67Lover
25-02-2006, 01:54 PM
Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
Now on the top right, there is a "Rate Thread" button. Click and vote this thread as "Excellent" because, this thread IS excellent! If I see the rating goes below "Excellent" I will hunt down the last 50 newbies and make them responsible!!! If you have rated this thread as Excellent, post a reply (Bottom left button) to say so and I will put you in my queue of samsters that I will increase rep pts. Few samsters tried to be funny and now they are in the "graveyard" because I can check what you rate! kekekekekeke
Tee Vee
Thank you for the guide, Senior thaivisitor.
I can't find the "Rate Thread" button as mentioned. So don't know how to rate it "Excellent". Hope you don't blame me.
mustachio
25-02-2006, 02:10 PM
Can anybody tell me why I get kick out every couple of minutes? That means every minute or so, I have window appear telling me that I am not logged in or do not have access? I am only looking at The Sammyboy Exchange and Adult Discussion.
Please tell me what I need to do?
Sure2C
25-02-2006, 02:17 PM
Can anybody tell me why I get kick out every couple of minutes? That means every minute or so, I have window appear telling me that I am not logged in or do not have access? I am only looking at The Sammyboy Exchange and Adult Discussion.
Please tell me what I need to do?
If u forget to click on the "remember me" box while logging in, u r surfing the forum as a guest...these 2 sections (u mentioned) r for SBF members oni...
Try to click on the "remember me" box (beside the userid box where u key in ur nick) after u key in ur nick...it may helps...
Cheers
Can anybody tell me why I get kick out every couple of minutes? That means every minute or so, I have window appear telling me that I am not logged in or do not have access? I am only looking at The Sammyboy Exchange and Adult Discussion.
Please tell me what I need to do?
Bro, click the 'remember me' when you log in
Gaint98
25-02-2006, 07:14 PM
Hi,
I am a newbie for forum and sammyboy.
Has been trying to surf around until i read this thread.
I am very grateful for the guide if not i would not know what is wrong what my login.
It has definitely answer my query.
Thanks.
Compassion
26-02-2006, 01:06 AM
Thank you for pointing out the "remember me" button. I no longer have any problem being kicked out of the forum every few mins.
Heddy
26-02-2006, 02:36 AM
Read the rules load and clear. It's excellent alright!
mldue
27-02-2006, 03:37 AM
Thanks to bro ThaiVisitor for this thread. A necessity for starters.
Also, added thanks to bros Sure2C, collin_23 and Big_Sexy for additional info.
GummyBear
28-02-2006, 02:13 AM
thanks Bro thaivisitor for explaining
the rules and regulations.
very clear indeed,
thanks
sinhaven
01-03-2006, 10:04 AM
thanks for the info, thaivisitor. its good to know the rules before i get burn.
by the way, can someone help point out how do i rate this thread???
cheers
Sure2C
02-03-2006, 01:17 AM
...can someone help point out how do i rate this thread???
Well the "Rating" button has been missing 4 awhile n now it is back...
Go 2 the top right corner of the pg...click on the "Rating" button...check ur preferred vote n click on the "Vote now" button...
Cheers :)
Saruman
03-03-2006, 12:06 AM
Ok read and understood.
To summarise, do no quote the whole message when replying.
Thank you for explaining, it thread is long but worth the time.
peerer
04-03-2006, 01:10 AM
Took me sometimes to read and absord the content.
Thanks to Thaivisitor and other seniors for the effort of providing us with the guide.
GiantBear
05-03-2006, 03:03 AM
read and understood.
very clear cut.
thanks bro thaivisitor
mustbang
07-03-2006, 05:37 PM
I've read and understood mostly wat bro thaivisitor said.
I'm just curious and like to know that the 2hr moderate period is auto or we must wait patiently to be reviewed and then be out of graveyard.
Would any seniors pls enlighten me?
Thanks in advance.
Mariner
07-03-2006, 07:20 PM
My first post....Just to test and make sure that I'm doing things right.:)
Read and understood thaivisitor's very clear instructions already.
retep
07-03-2006, 10:07 PM
hail! hail!
beast78
08-03-2006, 04:18 PM
testing testing 1 2 3
Aphrodite's Son
08-03-2006, 06:00 PM
Haha very comprehensive guide. thaivisitor you write so well man must take some pointers, can teach how to post so as not to offend the senior members in this fourm?
ZolaMan
08-03-2006, 06:55 PM
Thank you bro thaivisitor for the dos n donts guide in sb highway.
Frabala
08-03-2006, 07:16 PM
The must read guide!
Many thanksTV
SGT111
08-03-2006, 07:40 PM
wanna say hi to everyone....i have read and understand the rules...hope to share with u guys in future....
SnooZola
09-03-2006, 12:25 AM
good to know of guidelines, 10 Q threadstarter!
XboxSG
09-03-2006, 01:34 PM
Great guide, a good start for starter like us.
pict77
09-03-2006, 01:57 PM
Hi to all senior newbie here guide me all the way thk
porn-porn
10-03-2006, 12:57 PM
ok ...i know liaw!!
Ice Ice Baby
11-03-2006, 03:14 PM
ok very clear tq :)
uh-oh.com
12-03-2006, 02:40 AM
The third serious sticky I've read b4 posting live!
Should be ready...10q bro TV.:D
hornyhorse
12-03-2006, 06:20 AM
Roger that boss !
shall avoid the F.O.G. at all possible...
F.O.G. = Fury of God
Me Siam Bu
15-03-2006, 04:42 AM
welcome pls enjoy ur stay here :)
ddt98
15-03-2006, 09:32 PM
Thanks samster for the effort....
Camry38
17-03-2006, 08:08 AM
Thanks and noted.
ken_lee_80
18-03-2006, 07:16 PM
Hi, just registered, though have been loafing around for a long time. :p
bahkuteh
19-03-2006, 09:35 PM
Ok roger that. Will try to follow all the rules.
bigbeng88
19-03-2006, 11:13 PM
Read n understood.
DesireMxx
25-03-2006, 10:19 AM
Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
Thanks bro thaivisitor, read and unstooded... :p
ShinJuSan
25-03-2006, 11:52 AM
Went on live posting first without going through this guide, lucky neber kenna summon. understood, thanks to threadstarter bro.
DANiel™
27-03-2006, 12:17 AM
This forum is interesting.
Read and understood rules and regulations.
Ozmate
27-03-2006, 02:32 PM
This on the other hand, Read & fully understood.
Helsinkg
27-03-2006, 03:01 PM
[QUOTE=thaivisitor]Congratulations! You are officially a SB (meaning SammyBoy) Newbie.
Thank you senior bro thaivisitor, your guide will make me easy to stay here.
Fully understand and will follow your advise.
wilby222
28-03-2006, 01:22 PM
Read & understood!!! Thanks
rf927
28-03-2006, 01:31 PM
sianz.. v sianz.. hw man?
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